Saturday, May 3, 2008

in memoriam

Nicole is currently dead. She caught some icky frat boy disease, and I'm not sure if she's going to make it. So, in memory of our dear Nicole, I thought I'd post something from work that always reminds me of her.

First, how nice of them! How wonderfully inclusive and politically incorrect! This sign is the greatest thing I've ever seen, and if there were ever a sign made specifically for Nicole and her height, this one is it. Especially since we realized the same day that she is precisely three popcorn bags tall (I'll have to get a picture of that too). Ahaha, sometimes my job is amazing.

Secondly, what is a carbon finger? Does Nicole have one? Would it go away if she had longer legs? And really, I would love to do the math on that ratio. 3:5? How many more times is she stepping?? Isn't that creating more CO2 waste by all the huffing and puffing of whatever percent more she's having to walk for every three normal steps?? Here's what I think: we can reduce waste (time waste, I mean, because clearly we need to be more efficient) by punting her over to the recycle bin.



moaniecracker said...


i love you sara!


nicolioliolio said...

LMAO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg.. this might in fact be better than the poker one. i swear on my life i am putting these all in a fabulous biography book about me one day.. it's going to be amazing, as are these posts, as are you, my dear dear sara! what will i do without you, over in columbia all summer?!!?! :( you are actually on my way over to my apt right now for our last sara-nicole date of the semester and i cannot wait, though it is very sad it is the last.. for now!!

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