...first, most, and foremost would have to be my russian boyfriend. what will i do without seeing him in the wag kitchen every week? or him throwing zucchini at me from across the room? or walking in just when i'm wearing the bamboo asian hat with pink ribbons that has randomly been by our popcorn boxes for several months and was just begging for someone to wear it (which both myself and ryan did)?
who will he come to work just to see? how will he plan his schedule if not around mine? surely this will throw his life into chaos! madness! who knows what he will do! how he'll use that zucchini he has no one to throw at! what a broken man he will surely become. tragic, i tell you, tragic...
if you will, a moment of silence, please, for my russian boyfriend.
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